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Large Labia Love

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Through my daily morning trawl through the websites that I frequent, I stumbled upon this interesting little nugget:

Large Labia Project

Dude – if you clicked on this and was shocked, I’m not even apologizing. HELLO? Did you READ what the site’s name was?

This site was started first as a counter movement to the rising popularity of vaginal rejuvenation and has rapidly gained momentum as a vehicle for women to gain a better understanding of their bodies.

Personally, I’ve never had an issue with the appearance of my vagina – I’ve always been of the opinion that, hey – it’s mine, I like it, it works – hmmm…I think I’ll keep it! Also, I did receive one of the best compliments ever from my gynecologist a few years ago when she told me it was one of the “prettiest vaginas that she’s ever seen.” And you KNOW she’s seen a lot of vajayjays in her time. I remember I skipped home happily that day and announced to my mother that I wanted to be a vagina model.

She was less than impressed.

However, I DO understand how some women can feel sensitive about their own little Pikachus: Unlike dudes who obviously just hang out in the change rooms naked all the time, swinging their cocks around with one hand (this is what happens in my head in guy’s locker rooms – no?). Women, on the other hand, have their bits all nicely tucked away inside, so it’s not as if we can be like – “Oh hey! You’re in my spin class! How are you? Listen, do you mind if I have a quick peek at your labia? I’m not sure mine are looking normal. It won’t take a minute.” Yeah…that shit will get you thrown right out of the gym.

Additionally, the first exposure that you get to anyone else’s muffins is usually through those weird-looking pictures that they use in sex education during high school. Remember this?

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I was like – WOAH! WTF is that? My vagina looks NOTHING like that! Seriously that shit looked like something out of Aliens .Thus begins the vaginally related insecurities.

On top of that, generally the next time you’re going to see another woman’s bits is through porn, and for some reason, porn stars vaginas are always pretty much perfect looking. If you really want to see some real-life vaginas, you need to click on the ‘amateur’ category – and honestly? If I’ve cut out 20 minutes of my day to dedicate solely to porn, I ain’t going to be wasting my time with no amateur bullshit – bring on the professionals!

Understandably, those women with larger than average labias are going to start developing some sort of complex, thinking that their meat flaps (hahah – sorry, I had to use that term once) aren’t pretty enough, maybe even abstaining from sex or god forbid, missing out on oral sex altogether!

Ladies – if you’re reading this and nodding along, I implore you: take off your panties, whip out your phone, snap a selfie, send it into the Large Labia Project, and wait for the positive affirmations to come flooding in.

All vaginas are awesome.

 

 

 

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6 comments

  1. DD - February 19, 2013 10:00 PM

    Two-handed swinging. Always. Safety first, after all.

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    • Julie - February 20, 2013 11:27 AM

      Hmm – interesting way of looking at it DD…

      Reply
  2. JustTheTip - February 20, 2013 5:16 PM

    Not the prettiest thing out there but better than what dudes have.

    Plus we get better, longer and more intense orgasms. Thank you vaginas!

    My gynecologist told me that I had the best (and super toned) pelvis she had ever seen. I thanked her awkwardly but maybe I should try to put it on my resume?

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    • Julie - February 20, 2013 5:17 PM

      OMG I’m so jealous of your toned pelvis. I’m going to tell my trainer that we need to increase the pelvis training.

      Hmm – he might take it the wrong way…or the right way?

      xx
      TW

      Reply
  3. LustStarrr - October 9, 2013 12:48 AM

    I am apparently the owner of a perfect cervix, according to my GP. Bitch wouldn’t give that to me in writing though. :(

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    • Trophy Wife - October 9, 2013 9:55 AM

      Dear LustStarr,

      I’m uber jealous. I’ve always wanted to be a cervix model.

      xoxo,
      TW

      Reply

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