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Are Good Girls Unicorns?

This bullshit article happened and I had to address it.

Some douchebag dude wrote Why Good Girls Have Become Extinct as Unicorns.

First of all – unicorns aren’t extinct fucker – they NEVER EXISTED!!

Whew. I’m glad we got that out of the way because now we can focus on the rest of his crap.

Basically, he’s saying that in today’s day and age of instagram selfies, easy access drugs, girls have become ‘easy’ and ‘broken.’

He then goes onto say how while guys love to fuck the sluts, when they want to settle down and get married, they really want to marry a ‘good girl’ – which, alas, doesn’t exist anymore because the only all girls now swing from ‘dick to dick’ no man wants to marry someone who has been with everyone.

Ready for my rant? Okay –here goes:

Fucking misogynist idiot. Modern women who are sexually active are not disgusting sluts who deserve to be taken advantage of. Just because a woman who has worked hard for her kick ass body and wants to show it off via a sexy instagram sefie doesn’t make her a whore.

Just because she engages in recreational drug use and likes to have a good time with her friends and get wasted doesn’t make her any less of a woman. Fuck you asshole – when you and your bros go out and get white girl wasted and end up passed out on the gutter, you call that an epic night and move on with your life. When a girl does it, you automatically assume that she’s a hood rat and obviously opens her legs for every cock out there.

This ideal of female purity is bullshit. Men say they want a ‘good girl’ who hasn’t been around the block to settle down with – and once you find her, snatch her the fuck up and lock her in your apartment before someone else claims your prize.

Women are not fucking prizes to be won at a carnival – and you know what happens when you marry a virgin who’s never banged anyone else? Bad sex – that’s what. You men go around in your twenties banging anything that moves, and once your thirties roll around, you want to find some chastity belt wearing wallflower. You think she’s going to know how to suck a cock, tea-bag you, give you a hummer and all the other tricks that these so-called sluts have up their sleeve to rock your world? Hella no. Get ready for lights off missionary position fucking while your pure princess lies there like a starfish.

The best part of when this asshole claims –when the sex gets boring, you can always cheat on her – because fuck it, she’s not a real person, she’s just a vagina.

Here’s something that’s going to rock your world dickhead – maybe women who are sexually active are not all whores: maybe we actually like having sex. Wait – you like sex? Guess what? We like sex too! We don’t go around opening our legs to dudes just because we think it’ll make you like us more. Fine, granted, there are some pathetic women out there who still believe in that, but most women fuck guys because – hell, we like fucking!

My good friend Kgazm at Elite Daily says it best in her article The New Age Slut.

If I was a dude and had to choose between marrying Kgazm or some timid, coy virgin – the slut wins out every time.

Because a slut is woman knows what she wants, and goes out to get it. She’ll sit on your face, she’ll flip you over and ride you, and she’ll slip a finger up your ass when you’re least expecting it.

And you know what? You’ll fucking love it.

 

 

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10 comments

  1. Jessica - May 10, 2013 4:29 PM

    LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS POST! LMFAO!

    BEST LINES EVER:You men go around in your twenties banging anything that moves, and once your thirties roll around, you want to find some chastity belt wearing wallflower. You think she’s going to know how to suck a cock, tea-bag you, give you a hummer and all the other tricks that these so-called sluts have up their sleeve to rock your world? Hella no. Get ready for lights off missionary position fucking while your pure princess lies there like a starfish.

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  2. KuaCamille - May 10, 2013 6:27 PM

    Bravo! When guys say there are no more good girls I think to myself… Your damn right because you fucked all the innocent freshmen in college and smutted them out. Now you wanna settle down with a woman of virtue after you slung your penis hangover style in the streets of Bangkok. You want a “good girl” just as bad as I want a billionaire husband with no prenup. What’s that you say about unicorns? Idiot.

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  3. Jenny - May 10, 2013 11:56 PM

    Preach it sister!

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  4. Jen - May 13, 2013 12:19 PM

    I hope the man I settle down with eventually isn’t looking for a girl that hasn’t given a creamsicle, because after this weekend it’s “been there, done that” for this girl. I feel like such a slut, but an empowered slut.

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    • Julie - May 13, 2013 1:01 PM

      OMG how was it?! Proud of you!!

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  5. amy - May 17, 2013 5:19 AM

    Be my best friend?

    Fucking love this post!

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    • Julie - May 17, 2013 1:04 PM

      Lets be immediate besties. Drinks are on me! Thank you for reading lovely.

      xoxo,
      TW

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  6. Lauren - May 29, 2013 4:25 AM

    Love your work Julie. I’m not normally big on commenting but I just wanted to throw one in to show some support – your blog is amazing! You are funny as hell and I always like to see a bit of female empowerment out there. So sick of this double standards bullshit!

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    • Trophy Wife - May 29, 2013 5:02 PM

      Dear Lauren,

      Thank you lovely – it’s wonderful to hear from you! Looking forward to more comments in the future.

      xoxo,
      TW

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  7. Lown family maple syrup - November 8, 2013 12:47 PM

    love it

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