A Letter to Tiffany Banks

Fuck you

Wassup peeps.

So – something very interesting happened this weekend. I was sitting in front my laptop at the dining room table, being quiet as not to disturb Husband on his various work calls on Saturday afternoon. I decided to randomly Google my blog name to see how I was ranking and what do I find? Some skank bitch has been plagiarizing my blog contents and pictures and trying to pass off as me!

To say that I was shocked is an understatement – if my mind could explode it totally would have! I seriously could not fathom how anyone would be so petty, small-minded and shameless to steal another person’s work, not to mention pictures of me! On top of that, I found out that this irrepressible whore has also set up a Twitter account with a picture of ME as her profile pic! This is creepier than my single white female!! (Actually – IS it my Single White Female?)

It took all my self-control to not burst into Husband’s study and blurt out the news – but when he finally emerged from his study, I couldn’t hold it in anymore:

Me:        ARGH!!!! Someone stole my blog!!

Husb:    What?

(Husband is pretty much immune to my outbursts. Remember When I Threw My iPhone Out the Window? Yeah – he doesn’t react much anymore)


Husb:    Oh. Oh shit. Send me the link and I’ll find out who it is.

Me:        WHO DOES THAT?!

Husb:    Julie – you’re generally a smart girl but at times you are incredibly naive.

Me:        What do you mean I’m naïve? I can’t even imagine ever stealing someone else’s intellectual property – how can you live with yourself knowing that you’re a fake?

Husb:    Sigh. I know – it’s great that you possess that quality – a lot of people don’t. A lot of people just want the easy way out. Dude – it happens online all the time. Blogs and posts are so easy to access for people to cut and paste.

Me:        This is BULLSHIT. Get me my IP lawyer. That bitch is going DOWN.

Husb:    Well, what she’s doing is illegal.

Me:        No shit it’s illegal.

I go back to the uncreative whores’ site and scanned through all the posts that she has copied. Actually, her entire blog is just my blog!

Me:        OH HELL NO. No she DIDN’T!

Husb:    What?

Me:        Look – I accepted the fact that she stole my entire posts, my pictures, but she went one step too far. She spoke about Momma Lin. You can fuck with me all you want, but you sure as hell don’t fuck with my mother. Oh that bitch is going to pay.

So – here is a message to whoever you are that is stealing my content: I’m onto you. My lawyers are onto you. You don’t fuck with the Trophy Wife and get away with it. After all, I have enough money to hire the best lawyers in the world to bring you down, hackers who can find out exactly who and where you are.

You better start running bitch.





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  1. Katie - February 11, 2013 3:45 PM

    Hi. I’m so sorry about all of this, it was me. I don’t know why I did this, I don’t know what took over me. I really can’t apologise enough, I know I’d be really upset if someone did that to me. I don’t know what to say other thhan sorry, I have deleted all of the posts but not sure how to delete the actual blog. I’m so angry at myself. I’m sorry.

    • Julie - February 11, 2013 3:52 PM

      Please can you remove your Twitter profile including my picture, also your Google Plus profile with all my content links.


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