Rooftop tanning – first time this summer! Hence, my very excited face. Soon after I took this picture, a fat woman came up to the rooftop. In a bikini. Hence, my excitement was short-lived, and I went back downstairs to my apartment to start drinking.
My girlfriend MM came over to partake in daydrinking, which was followed by more drinking at dinner. After we ate far too much, MM and I decided to return to my apt for a short break while our food digested before we headed out to meet the girls. This short break turned into a nap for MM, and I entertained myself by creepily watching her sleep and taking pictures…which I prob shouldn’t post here…
Big Apple BBQ Day 1!
This was one of the many fattening things I consumed that day.
Best part of my day was when I got to meet my friend’s new puppy, Cutter! Can he be any cuter? Even dog-phobic Husband patted him.
BBQ Day 2.
Consumed my body’s weight of meat.
The afternoon consisted of complaining to Husband about my overexposure to riffraff and fat people at the BBQ. I’m surprised I made it to both days of the BBQ as we are all aware of my [Read More…]Read More »