I had a super productive day. It all started off on the right note with my usual morning weigh-in: 2 pounds down from yesterday! That one day of starvation paid off.
Since Husband is away, I decided to finally get off my ass and change my last name – I mean, I have been married for around 3 months now. I thought it would be a lovely surprise for Husband when he returned home from his business trip, and make up for my bad behavior of last week.
At first, I delayed my name change because Jeremy Lin was the shit, so I thought I would capitalize on the fact that I could go around introducing myself as J Lin and get free stuff. Why anyone would confuse a 6’ 3” 23 year old dude with a 5’8” 33 year old Trophy Wife obviously did not cross my mind. Nevertheless, J Lin took himself out of this season due to some knee surgery, and before you know it, no one had any idea who the dude was, so my plan went into remission.
My eminent name change was then postponed due to my sheer laziness, and me not wanting to drag my ass [Read More…]
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