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Secret Alcoholic Behavior

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Today is day 1 of my three-day juice only cleanse. Being not allowed to eat or drink really has given me time to look back and reflect on my previous alcoholic behavior. Oh, I’ve done some really stupid things – see below.

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When I was around 15 years old, I was at a friend’s house party where I consumed an entire hipflask of pure vodka in one gulp and fell off a 2 meter balcony, landing onto a rock garden. Luckily, as I was so intoxicated, my body was in a relaxed state and I walked away with only a mild concussion.
I was dating this guy who I really wasn’t into that much, and needed to be intoxicated at all times around his company. I would drive myself over to his place, stop by the liquor store on the way, park my car in his driveway and consumed an entire bottle of wine before I let myself into his apartment. Why I didn’t just break up with him, I don’t know. It really would have been beneficial to my liver.

We are unable to have a wine cellar in our apartment, or a wine fridge, or store any kind of alcohol [Read More…]

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Chicken & Sun-Dried Tomato Orzo

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Here’s a quick recap of my weekend: kissing Husband’s ass, spinning, taking Husband denim shopping, taking Husband preppy shopping at Brooks Brothers, sneaking in dress shopping for myself, cocktails, oysters, Lani Kai and staying on the couch all Sunday while it rained.

I did manage to cook us this delicious dinner last night – it would be my last meal for the next 3 days while I am on my BPC cleanse. I know that they recommend you prepare yourself for the cleanse by slowly easing off food and alcohol a few days prior, but I’ve done this detox so many times that I prefer to just go balls to the wall and jump from endless Grey Goose dirty martinis on Saturday to Green Juice on Monday. Sure – my body is going to hate me just a little more, but what’s a detox without a little pain?

Anywho – just a FYI that this will be probably be my only recipe for the next few days since Husband is traveling once again this week and I’ll be living on my juice cocktail.

I found this recipe on Eating Well last week and it turned out quite delicious, and it’s only around 450 [Read More…]

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