I’m writing this post somewhat sheepish hang-dog expression on my face – kinda like this panda below. As you may be aware, Husband has been traveling for work most of this week. You might also be aware that I’m a huge advocate of the saying “When the Husband’s away, the Trophy Wife goes out for ladies night.” What? That’s not how the saying goes? Whatevs – we all know I just like to make my own shit up at times.
This week was no different, except for the fact that I scheduled TWO GNOs in one week, and both of them ended up being rather epically huge. So huge that I literally felt that I may have died a little on Wednesday when I crawled out of my bed and stared at a puffy faced skank in the mirror. Of course, whenever I’m feeling deathly hungover, I always decree my motto “Argh – I’m NEVER going to drink again. NEVER EVER EVER!” This time I was even serious enough to go online and order myself a three-day juice cleanse starting next Monday and cancel my social events for the rest of next week.
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