I saw this hilarious thing trending on Twitter last week, #ICan’tDateSomeoneThat and totally wanted to tweet my own criteria. Then I realized that my list is so long, I couldn’t possibly fit it into 160 characters or less, so why not dedicate a post to it!
I can’t date someone that:
Doesn’t drink – Look, I understand if you are in AA, I’m not referring to those people. I dated a guy who did not drink because he didn’t like the way people acted when they’re drunk. Hmm – makes sense in theory, but why does this stop you from having one drink? There’s nothing more attractive than a man who consistently orders waters from the bar – and I’m sure bartenders LOVE him! Although – the one good thing in that relationship was that he was always the designated driver, and I could always call him up at 3am in the morning, drunk off my ass, to get him to come and pick up my friends and I.
Isn’t well traveled – I don’t mean you must have traveled around the world; I’m talking about those men who have not left their own country, and do not even own a passport. [Read More…]