It’s Friday, and I’m hungover.

Had an awesome GNO last night. After countless GNOs, my friends and I have realized that we need to come up with pseudonyms for these events. Why pseudonyms you ask? For the following reason:

My girlfriends are all quite attractive ladies, I tend not to associate myself with ugly people, and they really bring down the groups’ aesthetics. Anywho – hanging with a group of attractive ladies always tends to attract the attention of douchebag guys. Douchebag guys who think that because you’re out with a group of only girls, you must be single and looking to pick up men. Even when you tell them that you’re just spending time with your friends, they do not get the hint and still try to impress you by telling you they have an important job like a surgeon. Honey, if you want to impress me, you should probably pretend to be a panda keeper. I will literally tear my clothes off and jump into your lap.

So, in these circumstances, I find that I really don’t want to give these creepers my real name, in case they turn out to be a stalker – and you KNOW my stalker quota [Read More…]