I was a little on edge this weekend because I was getting the apartment ready for the arrival of the in-laws.
Husband doesn’t understand. This is how he gets ready for the arrival of his parents:
One hour before he was about to leave to pick them up from the airport, he moves some of his clothes from his wardrobe to my wardrobe. Oh, and then he shifts his toothbrush from his bathroom into my bathroom. DONE!
Whereas, I started in-laws prepping all last week. It involved:
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It’s been a hectic week for me.
Tuesday night ended up being quite a randomly epic large night. I shut down 2 bars and got home god knows what time.
Wednesday night I decided that while I was waiting for Husband’s flight to land, I would catch up with a few girlfriends for drinks at my local bar. Of course, I had every intention of being the loving, slightly buzzed wife lounging on my couch in Agent Provocateur lingerie when Husband came through my front door…but alas, we all know even my most well thought out plans are often foiled when there are free shots with cute bartenders involved…
Nevertheless, I rolled home well after midnight and jumped Husband (so he tells me…)
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But still – I love me a blonde!
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Hi TW,
First of all, I LOVE your blog (I know everyone probably says that, but I really mean it). I stumbled upon your blog last weekend and read every post by Sunday. By Monday, I created a profile on Seeking Arrangements. I met two men. One I already met, he took me to dinner and is really sweet, I have a feeling he wants to be more than just a sugar daddy. Is it ok to turn those relationships actual boyfriend/girlfriend situations? Also, do I have to bring up the “arrangement” or should I wait until the “sugar daddy” brings it up? Is it ok to have more than one, or should I stay loyal to one. I live in Toronto by the way so if you’re ever in town, I would love to meet. 
XOXO,
N
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This bullshit article happened and I had to address it.
Some douchebag dude wrote Why Good Girls Have Become Extinct as Unicorns.
First of all – unicorns aren’t extinct fucker – there NEVER EXISTED!!
Whew. I’m glad we got that out of the way because now we can focus on the rest of his bullshit.
Basically, he’s saying that in today’s days and age of instagram selfies, easy access drugs, girls have become ‘easy’ and ‘broken.’
He then goes onto say how while guys love to fuck the sluts, when they want to settle down and get married, they really want to marry a ‘good girl’ – which, alas, doesn’t exist anymore because the only all girls now swing from ‘dick to dick’ no man wants to marry someone who has been with everyone.
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I wasn’t going to post anything today, but after some of the disastrous fashion faux pas from last night’s Met Gala, I couldn’t let this one slide.
Last night was the Met Gala, one of fashion’s biggest red carpets of the year. The theme for this year was Punk: Chaos to Couture, and never had I been so entertain to see how stars define the punk style.
Here is my recap of some of my favorites, and some epic fails:
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Just when you think the month of May couldn’t get any better after realizing that it’s National Masturbation Month, be prepared to call into work sick for the week because…this week is International Clitoris Awareness Week!!
What does this mean exactly? Well, the organization behind the week is called Clitoraid – a Vegas based group usually devoted to helping the victims of female genital mutilation. For any of you who have actually seen pictures of this being done, you understand that not only is the act barbaric, but it also results in horrifically painful sex for these women for the rest of their lives.
The message behind Clitoris Awareness Week, while helping to draw attention to their worthwhile cause, is a little more whimsical and aims to put the clitoris in the spotlight, thus resulting in people becoming a little more comfortable talking about and prompting women to speak out about their masturbation habits and sexuality.
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So I did a naked photo shoot yesterday.
Okay – fine, it wasn’t completely naked, it was a boudoir photo shoot. Much like the picture you see on my header banner above, except I’m about 12 pounds skinner than when that photo was taken, and this session was even more naked than last time. I actually walked into the session and declared to my photographer and make-up artist “I hope you don’t mind a lot of nudity because I plan on being very naked today.” The housekeeper obviously wasn’t down with it because as soon as I stripped down to bra and panties, she peaced out.
I’ll share the photos with you when I get them back in 2 weeks time.
Anywho – enough about my nakedness. My amazing photographer, Mariann of Blue Daisy Boudoir, informed me that the month of May is also National Masturbation Month!
What is National Masturbation Month exactly? Well it’s a month where it’s socially acceptable for you to rampantly jerk off in any situation. Waiting for the subway? Jerk off. Waiting at the checkout at the grocery store? Feel free to put your hands in your panties. Spinning at the gym? Excellent opportunity to rub one out. If anyone yells at you, feel free to inform them politely that it’s National Masturbation Month, and kindly tell them to shut the fuck up.
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After three months of hard work with my amazing designer and coder, I’d like to introduce you to Life of a Trophy Wife version 2.0.
Seriously – if redesigning a website is anything like having a child, then I’m so grateful that I outsourced it to someone else.
I hope you love it as much as I do!
Love to hear your feedback below.
XOXO,
TW
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So, as you all know, my marriage is in trouble.
Fine – before you read this and start to freak out Husband, I wouldn’t say in trouble – more like going through a rough patch, kinda like when your waxer misses a spot and you have to go home and be extra bendy and tweeze your lady beaver yourself.
Anyways.
I guess the crux of the issues really lie with the fact that I find Husband is becoming increasingly complacent about the relationship. Fine, maybe not. Okay, look – the real issue is that maybe what I need from a relationship has changed over time.
Which leads me to today’s issue that I wanted to get your opinion on – if what you need from a relationship has changed over time, is it fair for you to demand a change within your partner?
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