So I did a naked photo shoot yesterday.
Okay – fine, it wasn’t completely naked, it was a boudoir photo shoot. Much like the picture you see on my header banner above, except I’m about 12 pounds skinner than when that photo was taken, and this session was even more naked than last time. I actually walked into the session and declared to my photographer and make-up artist “I hope you don’t mind a lot of nudity because I plan on being very naked today.” The housekeeper obviously wasn’t down with it because as soon as I stripped down to bra and panties, she peaced out.
I’ll share the photos with you when I get them back in 2 weeks time.
Anywho – enough about my nakedness. My amazing photographer, Mariann of Blue Daisy Boudoir, informed me that the month of May is also National Masturbation Month!
What is National Masturbation Month exactly? Well it’s a month where it’s socially acceptable for you to rampantly jerk off in any situation. Waiting for the subway? Jerk off. Waiting at the checkout at the grocery store? Feel free to put your hands in your panties. Spinning at the gym? Excellent opportunity to rub one out. If anyone yells at you, feel free to inform them politely that it’s National Masturbation Month, and kindly tell them to shut the fuck up.
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