For those who follow me on Instagram and on my Facebook page (links above in header), you are probably aware that I am currently participating in the torture that is Soberary.
What is Soberary, you ask? Well – it’s not good.
In fact, it sucks major ass.
It’s basically me not drinking anything alcoholic for the month of February. Why February? Duh – it’s the shortest month of the year – or so I thought. Right now, February is feeling like it’s lasting forever.
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Considering it’s about to slap us all in the face tomorrow, I thought it would be appropriate for me to share my thoughts about the so-called ‘Most Romantic Day of the Year.’
Here is a link to my Elite Daily article Not Every Girl Loves Valentine Day.
Come on – you can’t be too surprised about my musings. We all know how I feel about anything romantical, right?
Although, I have asked Husband for one gift, and it’s the gift I ask for every year – see pic above.
I’m really hoping he gets his shit together this year and finally come through with the bear.
Happy Valentine’s Day bitches!
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Dear Trophy Wife,
As a man, it was really refreshing to read your infamous article about why women should have sex on a first date with men of interest. It’s a shame there are very very few women on this planet with your attitude and your mindset, otherwise the world would be a better place.
As far as I am concerned, modern society whole dating ritual is absolute bullshit and a complete waste of time, money and energy. And one thing I hate the most is wasting my time. I know from experience a lot of women want to engage in sex on the first date but are afraid of being labeled as “sluts” by society. So how do I introduce sex on the first date with a woman of interest in our first conversation without playing head games?
Thanks and keep up the good work
Désiré
Dear Désiré,
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Thought I’d catch up kids up with what’s been going on in my life recently. They’re all rather disjointed and I’m not good enough of a writer to segue into each one so I’ll just list each event separately, because, you know, English second language and all:
Anniversary
Scene – Husband and I are in bed Monday night. Time is close to midnight. (Man, I’d be awesome at this screenwriting thing, right? Is that what it’s called? Playwriting maybe? Whatever.)
Me: Yo did you get this email from your mother?
Read More »Hey – what are you doing tonight?
Staying home because it’s freezing outside? Yeah…me too.
Oh…you know, if you’re staying home, why don’t you listen to me on the radio?
WTF? Where the hell am I supposed to find a radio – you say? Sigh, I know. I remember the days when I actually had a radio (I’m old people).
Never fear! You can click on THIS LINK and listen to me LIVE tonight at 10pm EST or 7pm PST on the Alan Roger Currie show discussing sex, dating and relationships.
You can even call in on 646 478 5710 and say wassup!
I’d love to hear from you guys!
Read More »I wanted to write my first real 2014 post about something light and fluffy – like telling you about details of my Australia vacation. However, when I read this piece today by Amanda Hess, it stirred up such strong emotions in me that I couldn’t not write about it.
Even now, an hour after I read the article, I am still very much worked up and angry about the ordeal she and other women on the internet had to experience.
I’ll give you some time to read it here: Why Women aren’t Welcome on the Internet. While it is a long piece, trust me, it’s worth investing the time to get to the end.
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I just got back from Australia last night and need to get my shit together after being away for 3 weeks.
BUT – I have been DESPERATE to share this YouTube clip with you.
We found this while we were bored one afternoon in Melbourne and it has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. In my life.
Enjoy.
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I’m about to jet off back home to Australia for three weeks – but before I go, my new perm and I wanted to wish you guys a safe and happy Holiday Season.
Thanks for listening to my rants all year – you guys rock!
See you in 2014!
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Dear TW,
Hi I’m in a relationship with a guy who is living in another country; he has a business there and is a self made millionaire. I live in Australia (I work eat and breathe here) and he lives in the states and sometimes it’s just so difficult but we do manage to make this relationship work. We fight only when were away from each other and his always busy with work so some days we don’t communicate and I’m just ignored that’s when our relationship is the worst especially when there’s a big time difference between us and I’m not sure giving up everything that I know here to be with him is a good idea since I’m so young and I’m learning everyday from him about life and his positive thinking and he encourages me to be the person I can be.
He often hints me and has asked me to move to the states but I don’t know how I would cope over there and I was wonder how did you cope and adjust to everything? And do you have any tips? I’m only 19 turning 20 very soon so I’m quite young it will be a big whole new experience for me…
Xx
Vanessa,
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Both my ma and pa recently got their gall bladders removed. How did I find out? Well, my brother emailed me post the event with a picture of their gall stones.
In the words of my therapist “How does that make you feel?”
To be honest? It makes me feel like shit. It makes me feel like a bad daughter.
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